The different kinds of ALMOST LOVERS

The different kinds of almost lovers are the following, to wit:

ALMOST LOVER NO.1 "THE BREAK IT TO ME GENTLY GUY"
This kind of guy is the one who comes into your life who is willing to overcome his shyness just to start a conversation with you.
This guy makes confusing moves. Little bit of actions and more on words, or more on actions but less in words. With him, you just can't tell where you stand. All you know is that he comes to you when he's in need (ok..that's rude) or if he's bored (eh?!).
He sends messages (YM, FB, FS and even in text messaging) at least expected times...asking you things that you have already talked about...like a week ago? A conversation with him gets nowhere...but if you like him, who cares?! But he stops sending messages whenever he feels like it. I don't know if he is just rude or its his way of taking steps backward when he knows things are getting a bit intimate or personal.
Although he is a very confusing guy leaving you hazy with his unexplained actions, what's good about him is he never brings you empty-handed. As he leaves, he make sure that as he closes the door of being intimacy, the door of friendship is wide open. He tries to end things slowly by making you getting used to his being"lulubog lilitaw". And as he make sure that there is no expectation, atleast a deep friendship has developed.

ALMOST LOVER NO.2 MR.GONE WITH THE WIND
This kind of guy is the one you would like to slap and ask "what the hell is your problem?!",
This kind of guy is the type who will text or call you the day after you meet. He asks intimate questions as if you've known each other like years ago (hello??). And on the next day, he takes you out on a date...and still keeps on texting you but after a few days, weeks, months...he is GONE...No texts. No calls. His absence makes you feel as if you've done something wrong...feeling guilty of something you never did. And when you see him somewhere, he acts as if nothing happened...surely, he did not ask you whether there could be "you and me" but with his actions, you know it's heading to that stage. He feels no guilt for leaving you because "wala siyang sinabi." -- which is true right?

ALMOST LOVER NO. 3 MR. SELFISH
This kind of guy is the one who can't get enough of women...he is committed and yet he still longs for other women. He loves her and he loves you too.
This kind of guy is the one you should be BEWARE of coz he is already an expert in "conquering" women. He knows what to say and what to do to make sure you'll be swept off your feet and be his another conquest. He is the casanova of kingdom animalia. If he knows how to behave and what to say at different situations...be careful. That is a warning sign already. If you already know in the first place that he is committed and yet you entertained him, you have yourself to blame for the pain you'll feel afterwards.

ALMOST LOVER NO. 4. MR. YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ME.
This guy makes you feel as if he is the luckier guy to have you and yet...no committment please. ouch!
He does a lot of sweet things and say sweet words (yummy) but the moment he thinks you want to confront him about "your status", he backs out...he takes couple of steps away from you making sure he won't get tongue-tied when confronted about relationship issues. He plays safe. He hangs out with every woman he wants for he knows he is not committed to anybody. This guy COULD NEVER CHEAT AT ALL (bravo!!).
If he could not escape being confronted, he will just use these few lines:
1. you're too good for me.
2. I don't want to hurt you.
3. I have a lot of hang ups (ok...why don't you hang yourself...cge daw?)
4. I'm busy. My priority is my work.
5. I'm not yet ready... (feeling teenager??)
If this kind of guy comes to you, be careful for when you caught him with somebody else, you have NO RIGHT to get mad or to get jealous. The kind of set up you'll have with this guy is the one where you get to believed you are being loved and respected and at the same time, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DEMAND...Love...but no demand. No committments. No responsibilities. No right.